Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Twenty

A Blog From Cory

This is why the world will end saturday. So if you take saturday's date numerically 10-25-2008 and subtract the number of crayons used to replicate the "last Supper." (10,252,008 - 6) you get 10,252,006. Multiply that by the number of  "cool" redwings fans (3) you get 30,756,018. Assign interplanetary positioning coordinates using the sun as your base point you get (30x)(75.6y)(1.8z) which when considering planetary drift and solar winds from  reflecting off Jupiter. It places our position over the space anomaly known as the Omocron 8. Which, as everyone knows, releases deadly planet burning gamma rays every 2008 years.

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--cory 

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Lost me after the crayons.. but can the world wait for me to run conference before ending?